Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Chuckles from Spike Milligan

There's nothing like good humour. Here are a few quotes from the comic genius, Spike Milligan.

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." Spike Milligan Quotes